Surely Craig and Jon Paul can't be leaving? Actually going and leaving us in a lack of gayity!? What will the world come to? Oh alas!

But hey, maybe Rhys will get in on some Sarah action, I mean afterall, "You managed to forgive your Mum!" Haha nice try Rhys. Copping off with your girlfriend's Mum isn't quite a forgivable offence is it? Moron

Frankie: "Craig? Come out wherever you are." Ahahahaha, about time. To be honest Sarah, in that hideous lime-green dress and disgusting gold wedges, you deserved it.

Oh eye eye, the Valentines have got some new additions. Funny how Leo can have sex with two different women and have almost identical children isn't it? And what's this? One's got a bowler hat and reads books on taxidermy? Well! She must be a goth then! Well done Hollyoaks, I'm sure she'll be wondering around plain as Nancy soon enough.

Meanwhile, over at The Dog Craig's got a sour puss on him. Waych out, Jon Paul is on his way! Ready everyone? 1,2,3,4....GASP