Oh eye eye, the Valentines have got some new additions. Funny how Leo can have sex with two different women and have almost identical children isn't it? And what's this? One's got a bowler hat and reads books on taxidermy? Well! She must be a goth then! Well done Hollyoaks, I'm sure she'll be wondering around plain as Nancy soon enough.

Meanwhile, over at The Dog Craig's got a sour puss on him. Waych out, Jon Paul is on his way! Ready everyone? 1,2,3,4....GASP