Oh my word, that posh Summer girl has about as much charisma as a dead fish when she sings. Even in OB's imagination. Talking of OB, he came out with a cracker today: The earl of Gaysville? Hahaha.
And Warren? Just don't smile, you look like a brick wall with a broken window.

Ooooh, got a paedophile in Chester have we? Eh Saaam? If that is your REAL name! And Ste leaving an unconscious Louise in a burning building!? Hollyoaks is finally getting exciting again. I feel a late night episode coming on...