Thursday, 26 July 2007

Dirty Skank Hoes (no, we don't mean Louise...)

Hollyoaks intros are the best things ever, nicely setting us up for the episode that awaits. The radio plays "hannarexic". Classic. haha.
Gilly threatens to infiltrate their non-eating world with his greasy hair and fries, SHOCK HORROR! And seriously, what is going on with Hannah's face? Is that makeup supposed to make her look gaunt? Because she just looks dirrrty. And now her and this fake model girl (as IF she's a model) are ganging up on people together looking like the girls from the Craft.

Nancy and Jake are the worst wallpaperers EVER! Nancy seems to be hellbent on punking up the flat with a nice purple, yet on the close ups one can see that she's just slapped on some A3 paper and it's coming off the wall. I thought Jake was a DIY man? (I think he's just a gardener)

Now, Sasha - is she Hollyoaks' answer to Gandhi? She is wiiiiiise. Her theories on racing and problem pages are inspirational. Amen to that Hutchinson!

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