Oh my God! Charlie has leukemia. Now, don't think me mean in finding this amazing, but if Jake has to donate bone marrow then they'll find out Charlie's not his! Oh please, please, please let that happen.

Also, how hilarious does Tom look as a goth hahahaha.




EDIT: Yessssssssssssssssss! hahahaha. In your face Jake you slimy bastard.

Hozza, Hozza on the wall, here's the story line I want most of all:

Nancy leaves Jake and wants to take the baby,
Jake files for cutody but he's not the real Dad,
Justin comes in and his blood will match Charlie's,
And Jake will die some how, maybe, just maybe.

Andrew Lloyd Webber on Hozza!? Well...ok... Let us prepare for Hollyoaks' ultimate cheese-fest

I've missed a bit of Hollyoaks recently so I'm catching up now in the stupid hours, but oh. my. word. Zoe fancying Mike Barnes?? Jesus. And he cried in front of her. Surely she should find that the biggest turn off ever? Urgh.

Oooh and Ste surrenders to his darrrk side. *Shacahhh, fhhh, shacahhh...





*That's supposed to be Darth Vader...

Jake is such a jerk it's ridiculous. Not only does his miserable face piss me right off, but he's constantly acting like an attention-seeking kid. What exactly does he hope to gain by falsely reporting Nancy? Does he not remember that his ex-wife/fianace's sister got killed in prison? What a moron. However, there is one good thing that's come of this, and that's the fact that we get to see Newt called Barry! Hahaha amazing. Barry. Barry, Barry, Barry.

How ridiculous did Sasha look with her afro? And how huge are her breasts!? I thought she was supposed to be 14 or something? Oh Hollyoaks.