Jake is such a jerk it's ridiculous. Not only does his miserable face piss me right off, but he's constantly acting like an attention-seeking kid. What exactly does he hope to gain by falsely reporting Nancy? Does he not remember that his ex-wife/fianace's sister got killed in prison? What a moron. However, there is one good thing that's come of this, and that's the fact that we get to see Newt called Barry! Hahaha amazing. Barry. Barry, Barry, Barry.

How ridiculous did Sasha look with her afro? And how huge are her breasts!? I thought she was supposed to be 14 or something? Oh Hollyoaks.