I've missed a bit of Hollyoaks recently so I'm catching up now in the stupid hours, but oh. my. word. Zoe fancying Mike Barnes?? Jesus. And he cried in front of her. Surely she should find that the biggest turn off ever? Urgh.

Oooh and Ste surrenders to his darrrk side. *Shacahhh, fhhh, shacahhh...





*That's supposed to be Darth Vader...