Been on holiday have we Louise? Looking a bit panda-eye in court! And Clare...been working out? She actually looks a bit thinner, maybe she had a baby. Anyone?

Oooh old Craigy's gonna be called up on his gay tendencies soon....Spike's already clocked on.

And you may have noticed Craig and Russ on Britain's Next Top Model last night. One of the girls getting all worked up on how Craig is her perfect man because he made her laugh! Christ, I guess Robin Williams is in with a chance as well then eh?

Dun dun DAAAAH! Clare Cunningham is back, oooh...

"What do you think I am? A cammel?"